sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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