So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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