He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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