it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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