Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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