So drunk its hurt
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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