Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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