Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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