Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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