I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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