dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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