He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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