Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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