Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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