I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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