she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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