its not stalking. its research.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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