quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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