i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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