i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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