so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm both gender and math confused
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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