Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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