yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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