i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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