This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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