Yo dont text me then not text me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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