so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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