is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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