I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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