so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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