direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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