Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
