then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
