Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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