Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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