Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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