Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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