well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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