I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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