he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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