i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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