Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize