Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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