In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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