Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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