I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
420 ftw
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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