Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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