Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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