Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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