i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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