i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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