That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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