That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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