my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They are going to name an STD after you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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